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[Go Slug]

lol

this is entertainment for the severely lazy :)))

[There She Is!! step3]

INCREDIBLE

i love you man...

[The Fear Hole 6 - Part II]

that was totally wicked man

i recall you saying " i'm a bad writer"

well.. you can throw that bull.. right out the window.. you' re a genius in my book.

one thing tho.. somehow the good Doctor Melancholy has gone from "funky 1000 or something years old proffesor" to "furniture that occasionally talks" .. how did that happen? that's pretty much all that bugged me a bit..

Everything else is great!

Scythemantis responds:

Melancholy's brain is his only living body part, he's basically a taxidermy scientist :p

He gets around though, and he has some bigger parts in episodes I'm working on now!

[The Fear Hole: The Doom That Didn't Come to Sarnath]

i like this series

it gets better and better every time man..

you got some major skills. the animation has increased since the first one.
the jokes get funnier every time

i' d say - that' s " Bingo!"

Ride on!

[When Fanboys Collide Two!]

whoa dude..

DAMN RIGHT!

Good voice acting, good facts, well the animation left me a bit cold, yet it somehow delivers the effect.

Well done! :)

DAGamesOfficial responds:

glad ya liked it :D

[pls delete]

interesting

that's what you get for trying to be a smart-ass :)
Good animation, good voice acting, good point.

Two thumbs up for originality!

[The Zombie Takeover]

closet? BAD idea..

usually zombie flicks show the survivors.. how they battle their asses off to survive..
this one shows that EVERY decision should be considered properly..
PANIC is the first step to becoming a brain cocktail for teh zombeehs.

i'm a fan of the zombie genre. and of course i have some basic knowledge about them..

well there are many theories indeed.. how they perceive the world and what to do.

My first thing to do - get something that has "Brain damage" written all over it. A baseball bat, a steel pipe. Good things to have handy..

Second would be to get sturdy clothing that doesn't tear easily.. jeans prefferably. Since any scratch can cause infection.. it's very important you avoid being scratched now ain't it?
Good shoes. NO SNEAKERS! YOu're gonna end up with bleeding feet and no brains..

Third - shelter is pretty vital. If at home.. IMMEDIATELY block all exits. Make sure the house is clear. Do some spring cleaning if necessary. If outside, look for a high spot. Don't spend too much time there, because the zombeeeeehs will amass arround you.. and then you're going NOWHERE...
use the time wisely to collect yourself and figure out how to get to a safehouse.

4th - Round up all food supplies you can find. No instant meals and all that microwave crap.. simple dried bread can keep you alive for weeks.
Very VITAL - water. raid the nearest store at first opportunity to supply yourself with bottled water. The water from the faucet might be infected..

5th - any survivors are potential danger. Examine them carefully before turning your back. It could take a split second to lose all you've fought for..

6th - GUN. I'm not a gun-nutt or whatever the term is, but you can't fight off 20 zombies in a bunch with just a bat.. that's called suicide, kids..
you WILL need a fire arm at some point.

7th - if they are slow. Don't get your panties in a bunch.. Smash your way trough or run arround them.. it's not THAT hard. Slow zombies are pretty harmless if scattered.. be carefull if they start surrounding you.. get to a clear area IMMEDIATELY!

since we all assume that zombies don't exist.. all my tips are a waste of time, BUT .. are they fiction or is the "T-virus" a few research years away? Who knows.. after all .. we DO live in the age of gene technology.

let's see.. i think I made my point :)

P.S. Originally zombies com from the VooDoo religion where the victim is fed a strange tea or soup .. which drugs him and turns him into some kind of puppet. Indifferent to pain and VERY focused on target task. You could shoot the victim a few times, he'd still be coming. Here's where the "SHOOT THE HEAD" stereotype has come from.

[The Matrix Still Has You]

exclude Gerkinman

the animation was great untill this Gerkinman thingy ..

what the hell? that dude has no skills WHATSOEVER..
why do you keep bothering with him anyway?

lose the deadweight.. he's pulling down the overall quality with his lame newbie animation crap..

[poke'awesome]

just a bunch of hype victims

I'm so sick and tired of these "wow, so cool! Totally love it.." bullshit comments..
Noone seems to ever say anything on point..

The animation SUCKED! Not worthy to be a "AWESOME" episode..
The jokes are pretty generic and so predictable.. it's like a clown at a kid's birthday party.. BORING..

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WEIGHING MY REVIEW YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS COCKS..

Fckn groupies..

My advice to you - find your own style instead of making cheesy rip-offs..

NOW GO TO HELL..

Horsenwelles responds:

you gave me an 8, and you insult me???

oh, and im not going to hell, so try and make me you 3 year old assmunch douche who has nothing better to do than wreck the portal with spammy reviews.

heres some advice...

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE HYPE, DONT WATCH IT BITCH!!!

[Bunbun: Appletree]

funny

that is one strange bunny :))

nice twist at the end :))

Illumatie responds:

Thanx Strange Bunny is good (: like to see more? www.bunbun.eu (more animations and a webcomic)